skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

(via least-virginy-virgin-ever)

lion:

when you open the fridge after your mom went grocery shopping

(via humoristics)

princeowl:

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

(via insidiouschris)

"There are two reasons why people don’t talk about things; either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything"

Luna Adriana (via suspend)

(Source: silly-luv, via mangle-d)