• Bae: Come over
  • Me: I'm in me mum's car
  • Bae: My parents aren't home
  • Me: Broom Broom

wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

(Source: vocaroo, via carl-thecreator)

londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

(via human)

frankoceanfanclub:

what if you was sleeping and it was really stormy outside and you heard a knock on your window and its like 3 am and you flick open the blinds and see this staring back at you

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(via meanplastic)

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

(via promoted)

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(Source: markkruffalo, via andrewquo)

snorlaxatives:

the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”

(via johnnapaige)