gaydayparade:

*attractive person walks by* [Big Sean voice] oh God

(Source: hugpanaro, via gudjohnsen)

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

(Source: liampayneisafuckboy, via loveandjealousy)

  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

lilpusherlovergirl:

horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”

image

(via epic-humor)

jacobshutup:

i didnt know lana del rey wrote the national anthem

(via epic-humor)

lets-go-lesbos:

I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

(via carl-thecreator)

"I have to
peel you off me."

Margaret Atwood, from You Take My Hand (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: violentwavesofemotion, via thatkindofwoman)